Top 5 lies that parents tell their babies…

5. Look away and it won’t hurt quite as bad. Uhm, yeah right. You wanna put that big needle where?!?! Looking away isn’t going to make it hurt any less, trust me…
4. Bathing is fun…
3. Changing diapers is a necessary part of the day. ‘Scuse me… but did I give you permission to steal all that warm stuff off my bum after I worked so hard to put it there in the first place??
2. Hiccups hurt me more than they hurt you…
1. Nighttime is for sleeping. Uhm, not quite guys. Nighttime is for playing with the mommy, and eating, and crying. What ever gave you the idea that nights were for sleeping?!?